Kamlesh and Kavita were both patients in a mental hospital… One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Kamlesh suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Kavita promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.
Laws which you will be never Taught at school Law of equality: The time taken by a wife when she says I’ll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says ‘I’ll cal u in 5 min! xxxxxxxxxxx Law of Queue: If you change queues, the one
A Funny Case Of Kiss And A Slap – must read it A Project Manager, His team member, An Old Woman And Her Young Daughter Are Traveling In A Train And During The Course Of Time Get Themselves Introduced To Each Other And Become Temporary Friends… The Train Goes Through A Tunnel And It Gets
The C.E.O. was walking in the factory, he noticed a guy leaning against the wall, looking somewhere… He approached the man & asked him, “How much do you earn?” The guy was perplexed n said, “2000, sir.” CEO took out his wallet n gave the guy 6000 n told him, “I pay people here
1. Symptom: Cold and humid feet. Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the Drink on your feet). Cure: Manoeuver glass until open end is facing upward… 2. Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights. Cause: You’re lying on the floor. Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle
Largest Collection of Rajnikanth Jokes When Rajnikant was a Student……..Teachers use to Bunk the classes!!! An e-mail was sent from pune to mumbai and Rajnikanth stopped it in lonavala. Rajnikant was shot today…Funeral of the bullet is tomorrow… Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth’ leg, after five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. The new
Boy: pen hai?? Girl: nahi.. Thodi der baad.. Boy:” pen hai ?? Girl:” nahi bola na.. Boy:” pen hai pen ?? Girl:” nahi hai kaminey, aur abki bar pucha to to hathode se sar phod dungi Kuch der baad… Boy:” hathoda hai kya..??? Girl:” nahi.. Boy:” accha.. to phir pen hai pen..???.. A guy calls