Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer the bartender says

Explanations to the Jokes: 1. It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things, literally. Why it’s funny: Kleptomaniacs are people who have an urge to steal, so they take or steal things all the time. So in this joke – kleptomaniacs always take (steal) things, literally. 2. What do you get … Read more