Falling short of smart jokes and riddles on Valentine’s day?
Here is a list of 25 short one-liner riddles that you can use to impress your valentine.
Q. What did the drum say to his Valentine?
A. “My heart beats for you!”
Q. What did the elephant say to his Valentine?
A. “I love you tons!”
Q. What did the bat say to his Valentine?
A. “You’re fun to hang around with!”
Q. What did the cat say to his Valentine?
A. “You’re purr-fect for me!”
Q. What did the pickle say to his Valentine?
A. “You mean a great dill to me!”
Q. What did the octopus say to his Valentine?
A. “I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.”
Q. What did the squirrel say to his Valentine?
A. “I’m nuts about you!”
Q. What did the owl say to his Valentine?
A. “Owl be yours!”
Q. What did the bear say to his Valentine?
A. “I love you beary much!”
Q. What did the light bulb say to his Valentine?
A. “I wuv you watts and watts!”
Q. What did the rabbit say to his Valentine?
A. “You’re no bunny ’til some bunny loves you!”
Q. What did the train say to his Valentine?
A. “I choo-choo-choose you!”
Q. What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep?
A. “I love ewe!”
Q. Why did the banana go out with the prune for Valentine’s Day?
A. Because he couldn’t get a date.
Q. What do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
A. Forget-me-nuts.
Q. Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?
A. Sure, they’re very scent-imental!
Q. What do you call two birds in love?
A. Tweet hearts!
Q. What did the girl sheep say back to the boy sheep?
A. “You’re not so baaaa-d yourself!”
Q. What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
A. “I find you very attractive.”
Q. What did the painter say to his Valentine?
A. “I love you with all my art!”
Q. What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
A. “I’m sweet on you!”
Q. What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine’s Day?
A. Ugs and kisses.
Q. What did the farmer give his wife on Valentine’s Day?
A. Hogs and kisses.
Q. What did the chef give his wife on Valentine’s Day?
A. Hugs and quiches.
Q. Why did the cannibal break up with his Valentine?
A. She didn’t suit his taste!