10 Similarities between Santa Claus and System Admins

10 Similarities between Santa Claus and System Admins.

If you have ever come across system admins you will relate to this.

1. They both are bearded, corpulent, and dress funny.
2. When you ask them for something, the odds of receiving what you wanted are close to impossible.
3. They seldom answers your mail.
4. When you ask them where they gets all the stuff they have got, they would reply, “Elves make it for me.”
5. They don’t care about your deadlines.
6. Your parents ascribed supernatural powers to them, but did all the work themselves.
7. Nobody knows who they has to answer to for their actions.
8. They laugh utterly too much.
9. They think nothing of breaking into your $HOME.
10. Only a lunatic says bad things about them in their presence.