Election Result 2014 Jokes and Trolls

As soon the Results started pouring in so started the jokes related to the elections.

Here are some which I got and liked.

Kejriwal ka naya aarop desh ki janta BJP se mili hui he.

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Desh k dushman bhagenge ban k bhigi billi……….
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Singhasan khali karo…………. Modi aa rahe Delhi. ….

Final a/c’s of 2014 indian general elections :-

Modiji credited with CLAP.
Kejriwal debited with SLAP.
n rahul baba is immovable from MOTHER’S LAP.

Guys BREAKING NEWS

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Congress files an FIR against BJP for Gang Rape
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Darwaza Khola To Saap Nikla
Wah Wah
Darwaza Khola To Saap Nikla
Ye Narendra Modi To Rajnikant Ka Bhi Baap Nikla

Parents make a note:

When you force your child into a profession against his interest/wish..
The result will be a Rahul Gandhi…

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After Results of election

1. BJP will travel in Airbus A-320.
( 320 seats )

2. Congress will travel in One Train Compartment.
( 72 seats )

3. AAP will travel in Auto
( 3 seats ) .
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Latest news : Rahul gandhi found in Essel world …Singing “ghar nahi jaoonga mai”
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Obama: Dear Modi Ji, Can I get an Indian VISA?
Modi: for what ?
Obama: Woh aapka VISA dene aana tha !
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Chitalenchi navin pati..

“Abki bar Modi sarkar.. Tarihi dukan bandach rahil ek te char”

New Congress slogan :
Abki baar……..
Antim sanskaar
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2STATES slogan in nasik election: man mast MAGAN,man mast MAGAN! Ata tu kiti pan apat, tari yet nahi CHHAGAN

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Urgent Update – Pakistan declares On GeoTv – we don’t want Kashmir now…but we will not give karachi.

Johny Johny
Yes Papa !!!
Modi Sarkaar ???
Yes Papa
Rahul Gandhi ???
No Papa
Arvind Kejriwal ???
Ha Ha Ha….