CM Arvind Kejriwal jokes

Arvind Kejriwal has come a long way since his political debut; from creating sensation by becoming the CM to rubbing shoulders with the likes of Rajinikanth and Alk Nath. Ever since he swept Delhiites off their feet with his claims of a corruption-free government, Kejriwal has been under constant scrutiny. Be it his dressing style, his ill health, his refusal to accept any government perks or the fiasco at his janta darbar in Delhi, everything is being reviewed under a microscope.

While he created quite a buzz on the social media post his grand political debut, it was about time that Twitteratis took his case in hands.

With the hashtag #YoKejriwalSoHonest topping the trends on Twitter, actor Alok Nath, who was trolled on social media recently, seems to have heaved a sigh of relief.

The tweets started to pour in late on Friday night and was the top trend in India by Saturday morning and remained so throughout Sunday.

Going on the lines of the popular “Yo Mamma” jokes, the cheeky one-liners doing the rounds on Twitter took potshots at the Delhi chief minister’s claims of honesty.

Keeping true to its brand of humour, the Twitter jokes ranged from being funny to irreverent. Here are some that had us in splits:

It all started with CID …
then came RAJNIKANT …
next was ALOKNATH …
Ab bari hai
CM Arvind Kejriwal ki…

Go on and read it …

• Kejriwal is so honest that he pay for Hara Dhaniya Mirchi too while purchasing vegetables.
• Kejriwal is so honest that he “Decline” installing a software if he doesn’t agree with the ‘terms of installation’.
• Kejriwal is so honest that he sued his teacher for teaching wrong facts like “Sun rises in the East”, because sun does’t rise…earth rotates
• Kejriwal is so honest that he doesn’t use cheat codes while playing PC games.
• Kejriwal is so honest that no woman has ever asked him “Do I look fat”.
  Kejriwal is so honest that he explained entire reproductive process to a little kid when he was asked ”uncle, bachee kese hote hain?”
• Kejriwal is so honest that he accepts Internet Explorer as his default browser when the request pops up on his desktop.
• Kejriwal is so honest That he will ask for public poles to decide whether he should involve in a Scam or not..
• Kejriwal is so honest that he never wears underwear coz it has VIP written over it.
• Kejriwal is so honest that he hv never played cricket becoz it is a gentleman’s game not the common man .
• Kejriwal is so honest that when he was a kid, he clicked on “I am below 18 years” on porn websites.
• Kejriwal is so honest that he doesn’t take extra sauce sachets with mcdee burgers
• Kejriwal is so honest that he says excuse me after sneezing even if nobody is there
• Kejriwal is so honest that while giving exam, he opens the chit, memorizes answer and then writes without seeing
• Kejriwal is so honest that even Alok Nath gets inferiority complex.
• Kejriwal is so honest that he can provide evidences of corruption even against Raja Harishchandra.
• Kejriwal is so honest that if u find meaning of Honesty on Google it will say “Did u mean Kejriwal”
• Kejriwal is so honest that if he skip red-light by mistake, he take a U-turn to stop before Red light
• Kejriwal is so honest that he file RTI to know his children’s school results.
• Kejriwal is so honest That even all pakistanis & jihadis wants him to be the next PM of India.
• Kejriwal is so honest that he doesn’t skip missions in Subway Surf by paying coins as it is corruption.
• Kejriwal is so honest that when he throws a party, he calls the cops at 10pm.
• Kejriwal is so honest that he actually tests the level of salt in Colgate.
• Kejriwal is so honest that he never skips YouTube ads.
• Kejriwal is so honest that, he doesn’t have any LIC policy because honesty is the best policy.
• Kejriwal is so honest that, he bites the kauwa when it tells jhoot.”
• Kejriwal is so honest that, he always removes USB safely.
• Kejriwal is so honest that, when he finds the bomb, he returns it to the terrorist.
• Kejriwal is so honest that, he got his wife’s brother arrested for stealing his shoes during his marriage ceremony
• Kejriwal is so honest that, he cooks Maggie only for 2 minutes.
• Kejriwal is so honest that, he actually “rolls on the floor laughing” when he texts ROFL.
• Kejriwal is so honest that, he seeks his wife permission to keep extra marital affairs.
• Kejriwal is so honest that, once he filed a case against a Halwai because there were neither Gulabs nor Jaamuns in GulabJamun.
• Kejriwal is so honest that, he surrenders himself to Police after killing a mosquito.
• Kejriwal is so honest that, he likes Shakira’s Hips bcz “They Don’t Lie”.
• Kejriwal is so honest that, he is so honest that he doesn’t do ” surya namaskar ” in cloudy season.
• Kejriwal is so honest that, he refused to watch Bodyguard because he does not want security.
• Kejriwal is so honest that,he buys platforms tickets at a halt station.
• Kejriwal is so honest that,he hates the song ‘love the way you lie’
• Kejriwal is so honest that, when his wife once asked him if he could get moon for her, he called up ISRO to launch Chandrayaan-1.
• Kejriwal is so honest that, filed bribery case against shopkeeper who mistakenly returned him Rs 10 extra.
• Kejriwal is so honest that, Alok Nath calls him Babuji and puts Arvind Kejriwal’s picture outside his shop to keep the thieves out.
• Kejriwal is so honest that, even Alok Nath touches his feet every morning!