Here are some jokes from the popular series Tarak Mehta Ka Ulta Chasma.
Jethalal= are daya raat ko mobile charging me mat rakho, blast ho jayaga
Daya= Tapu ke papa aap tension mat lijiye mene battery nikal di he.
Jethalal: Daya humara Tapu bada hoke humara naam Roshan to kare ga na.
Daya: Tapu Ke Papa, Tapu humara naam zarur Roshan karega. Lekin Gogi ko uske mummy-papa ka naam Roshn karne ki koi zarurat nahi ha.
Jethalal: Aisa Kyu?
Daya: Kyuki unka naam to pahle se hi Roshan and Roshan ha na.
Ahmedabad Ki Dhoop Se Skin Meri Jali,
Ahmedabad Ki Dhoop Se Skin Meri Jali,
Jethalal says,”Mehta Saheb,
Chura Ke Dil Mera,
Babita Chali.
Jethalal Agr meri shadi meri marji se hoti
Wah wah ….
Agr meri shadi meri marji se hoti
Wah wah…
To TAPUDA teri mummy DAYA nhi BABITA hoti
Jethalal : Har Shaam Suhani Nahi Hoti
Har Chahat K Pichhe Kahani Nhi Hoti
Kuch To Asar Zarur Hoga Mahobat Me Warna Gori BABITA Kale AIYER Ki Diwani Nahi hoti-:)
Exam ke time pe nind acchi aati he
Wah wah
Exam ke time pe nind acchi aati he
Jethalal k dukan jane k time pe hi
Babita niche kyu aati h .