28 Funny One-Liner Christmas Riddles
It’s that time of the year again!!!
Christmas brings a lot of joy and happiness along with it.
Here’s a set of one liner riddles that you can use to share smiles.
- Name the child’s favorite Christmas king?
- Why can’t the Christmas tree stand up?
- What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
- What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
- What do you get if you cross mistletoe and a duck?
- What do call Santa when he stops moving?
- Where does a snowman keep his money?
- How do you scare a snowman?
- How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
- What do you call a snowman in the summer?
- Why does Santa have three gardens?
- What do you get when you deep fry Santa Claus?
- What’s black and white and red all over?
- Why is Santa so good at karate?
- What kind of bug hates Christmas?
- What do you get when you eat Christmas decorations?
- What did the reindeer say when he saw an elf?
- What do you get if you cross an apple and a Christmas tree?
- Which elf was the best singer?
- How do you know when Santa’s in the room?
- What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked in the sky?
- Who gives presents to baby sharks?
- What do elves learn in school?
- Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
- What Christmas carol is a favorite of parents?
- How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico?
- Where do mistletoe go to become famous?
- Why do Mummies like Christmas so much?
Q 1: Name the child’s favorite Christma king?
A: A stocking.
Q 2: Why can’t the Christmas tree stand up?
A: It doesn’t have legs.
Q 3: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
Q 4: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Snowflakes.
Q 5: What do you get if you cross mistletoe and a duck?
A: A Christmas Quacker.
Q 6: What do call Santa when he stops moving?
A: Santa Pause!
Q 7: Where does a snowman keep his money?
A: In a snow bank.
Q 8: How do you scare a snowman?
A: You get a hairdryer!
Q 9: How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
A: Nothing, it was on the house!
Q 10: What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A: A puddle!
Q 11: Why does Santa have three gardens?
A: So he can go HOE HOE HOE.
Q 12: What do you get when you deep fry Santa Claus?
A: Crisp Kringle.
Q 13: What’s black and white and red all over?
A: Santa covered with chimney soot.
Q 14: Why is Santa so good at karate?
A: Because he has a black belt!
Q 15: What kind of bug hates Christmas?
A: A humbug.
Q 16: What do you get when you eat Christmas decorations?
A: Tinsilitis!
Q 17: What did the reindeer say when he saw an elf?
A: Nothing, reindeer can’t talk.
Q 18: What do you get if you cross an apple and a Christmas tree?
A: Pineapple.
Q 19: Which elf was the best singer?
A: ELFis Presley.
Q 20: How do you know when Santa’s in the room?
A: You can sense his presents.
Q 21: What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked in the sky?
A: “Looks like rain, dear.”
Q 22: Who gives presents to baby sharks?
A: Santa Jaws.
Q 23: What do elves learn in school?
A: The elf-abet.
Q 24: Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
A: Because he wanted to sleep like a log!
Q 25: What Christmas carol is a favourite of parents?
A: Silent Night.
Q 26: How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico?
A: Fleece Navidad!
Q 27: Where do mistletoe go to become famous?
A: “Holly” wood!
Q 28: Why do Mummies like Christmas so much?
A: Because of all the wrapping!