Je Ne Suis Pas Charlie Hebdo – Daniel Fernandes Stand-Up Comedy
Comedian Daniel Fernandes talks about the terror attack and the creativity we display with dealing with terrorism.
Je Ne Suis Pas Charlie Hebdo – Daniel Fernandes Stand-Up Comedy
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ok you looking for something they haven’t really resent being able
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data lists attacked the offices of Chuck Hagel
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it runs its only people who clearly doesn’t yeah
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i think is that this happened I wasn’t surprised you because nothing shocking
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about
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such clever line is busy every time there is a dentist and eggs along as
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usual it was a
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he would have been much your day estatehood
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baby but I’m of course officials the White
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downside here just a big day completely gone on to like you
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start accepting this a big comeback people on this planet
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okay and so is that people have access to guns so we’ll be back people have
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access to the Internet
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but
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Google yes yeah
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but they don’t take it back to rate you will notice to set so be it so be it
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from the date it is
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can be if somebody now at dentist
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will never let you down you yeah I think the focus this big come to the certainty
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claim to be hard and they always achieve their goals
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if it means done
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it’s hard to get that he would have done anything today lichtenstein
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I don’t be blue I’m body about people like you and me they can hopefully act
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davis’ let it doesn’t let you speak with the other day
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goes ahead like this said three million people
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that Ian bad as to protest against the job he had good X
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only wall million people
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standing together ok and then going home
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Yahoo hey what is one way
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28 de Dezembro de card
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it was a stupid thing to do these people funds should have just stayed at home
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because nothing makes this so I made a list
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I feel the moon how many people he’s pissed off yeah
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me give the exact not look card
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yet another route 60 is up to be a million people
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three million people %uh nothing more than to what I did
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could
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insists on giving the impression that we’re gonna have a I hope what he would
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have the hotel
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terrorism I will have the millions up
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and there is no one to call the other day that his friends to brag
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they were they able Google hello a
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think there’s not a lot influence being killed only seventeen people
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three million people were pissed off your kid doing those in the mood in
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Nigeria
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looking it was sick but
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the people who I’m talking book good book over it just means that you want to
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block a
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don’t you
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every I is a better day sleepin
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people you don’t have to be 192k is
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you and so busy with a good one for you both together
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when I don’t know what do you want to see me
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I yes it does but no wonder there’s a residential does
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because I response to what it is is wax
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what
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which number is your go-to girl I would
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game tonight cool like this game
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yeah to get see my face grieving should be black
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this but
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yeah
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also the people who are exact hablame then he quickly I
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floor leaders getting this well you know the most annoying people
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of the day today yes KSC the same
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recycler bullshit although only oviedo
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and then didn’t like hey we stand by the victims this literally translates to
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buy into that anywhere you just a dozen
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you I posting a man
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only he’s got my are much larger than to do this
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like we have better weapons we have serbians we have facebook do know
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good thing he got game together find all these areas and kill it once and for all
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you and everything nice pink goggles don’t know anything about that it isn’t
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because they don’t have to
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because think about it no matter where you are the only solution
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anybody cares about 38 his family and families of governments
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families of world leaders must see if know what it’s like to update Barack
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Obama’s handling
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is Obama’s family was in any danger he’d only and only MEC like this
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someone he didn’t want to let him know because she paired up it’s never taken
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by the global
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couldn’t make I think a lot built in 2000 accord
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Legaspi did also know that it that you love so disheartening Betty
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large group of people with access to the Internet
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getting carried away making this happen everybody was updating their status
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updates are putting up this has taken just reach out to you is it not
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yeah it was doing that mother was handed a diminishing not only have you
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how do you know what it stands for we’re not living there so I asked my friend
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nothing good though
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was so you could have easily play friendship
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called
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but what is it what do you think media
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okay issue just saw my
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gonna
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expert knowledge she’s so mean Chinese hit me
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I am giardi would I ever tell you
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dole of course you want to eat well means
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bombay does not embody
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yeah
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the other thing he was the only school kids today
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so I don’t work free speech year
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very sweet deals and free speech is amazing rendition of 31 didn’t know the
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speech
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has decreased which is awesome jewish each
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if PWM me free speech for yeah
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by definition way free speech is the political debate
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the freely express ideas and obedience
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and your generation they believe that is all the late great knowledge and I am
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going on this issue
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we delayed okie do
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night
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called here is that what you’re going to get is that of course was that it is a
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is not working on projects are looking only for instance
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but he’s my that’s all you have to do it thanks happy was because they published
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offensive comics
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that bitch some people and nothing would getting them sorting table
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then published more offensive comments but how is that making things I N
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them in his name if there isn’t there there is a don’t mind investigation
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in your house did you kill the bill might stop by you want to look at
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yeah do you stop feeling that it isn’t made me stop and others what happens
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so the military attack so in other words after that it will be no can do it right
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won’t let you guys know one thing: he on police
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the ER let me know with one last thought pain
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all these different was late prices I’m kinda local no
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they had just like could these unwanted children
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sling bags of dog shit at your dorm
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who own good ol yeah he speculated
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by yeah things about you
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