PM Manmohan Singh Jokes
Once A Teacher Asked The Student:
Teacher: What Does Our Prime Minister Manmohan Singh Do?
Pappu: He Does Whatever Sonia Gandhi Advices him To Do.
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Obama said, “I want to show you the advancement in technology in USA. Comewith me.”
Obama takes him in a deep forest and says. “Dig the ground.”
Singh digs. Obama says, “More, more, more?”
Singh has now reached a 100 feet.
Obama says, “So now, did you find anything?”
Singh, “I got a wire!”
Obama says, “You see, it shows that even 200 years ago we used to have telephones!”
Singh was very frustrated and he invited Obama to India. In India he says, “Now I want to show you the advancement in India!”
He takes Obama to a forest and ask him to dig.
After some time Singh says, “More. .. more… more!”
Obama has now reached almost 400 feet.
Singh says, “Found anything?”
Obama says “No”
Singh says, “You see, it shows that even 200 years ago we used to have wireless technology!”
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Manmohan Singh – We Will Send Indians To The Moon Next Year.
Obama – Oh! How many???
Manmohan Singh- 100.
According To Reservation (Aarakshan) 35 OBC, 30 SC, 20 ST, 10 handicapped, 5 sports quota, 4 minority & if possible….1 astronaut
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One day Manmohan Singh will retire,
And his autobiography will be called,
’3 Mistakes of My Life’
2G,
3G &
Sonia G’..!!
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A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening and not in the morning. Sardarji replied ”Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM”.
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Sonia Gandhi : I am bored, message me few jokes.
Manmohan Singh : Madam, I am in a cabinet meeting taking important decisions.
Sonia : Ha..Ha..Ha.. Good One!! Send few more..
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Manmohan Singh Ek Bacche Ki Samjh Ki Pariksha Le Rahe The.
Manmohan: Agar Samundar Ke Bich Main apple Ka Pedh Ho to Apple Kaise Todoge?
Baccha: Mannu Uncle, Chidiya Bankar.
Manmohan: Aadmi Ko Chidiya Tum Banaoge?
Baccha: To Samundar Ke Bichh Main Apple Aap Ugayenge?
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Desh Main Jordaar Bhukamp Aaya Sonia Ne Apne Liye Suraksha Ki Mang Ki.
Manmohan Ko Ek Rashta Sujha.
Buri Tarah Dare Huye Manmohan Ne Sonia Aur Unke Bacchon Ko Surksha Ke Lihaj Se Obama Ke Pass America Bhej Diya.
3 Din Baad Hi Manmohan Ko Obama Ka Call Aaya Aur Kaha Main Enhe Wapis Bhej Raha Hun, Chahe To Aap Bhukamp Ko Yahan Bhej Sakte ho!!!
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Ek Din Manmohan Singh Ko Bhoot Lag Gaya!
3 Din Baad Bhoot Khud Ek Oojha Ke Pass Gaya Aur Boola- Oojha Sahab Mujhe Jaldi Se Bahar Nikalo, Warna Main to Gunga He Mar Jaunga!!
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Sonia:- Aap Gandhi Jayaniti Ke Bare Main Hume 2-4 Baatein Bataiye
Manmohan:- Ji.. Mujhe Gandhi Ji Ke Bare Main To Pata Hai, Lekin Ye Jayanti Koun Hai Nahi Pata.!!
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Sonia: Mannu Ji! Aapko Pata Hai, Jeene Ke Liye Oxygen Bahut Jaruri Hai. Ishki Khoj 1773 Main Hui Thi.
Mannu Ji: Sach Medam!! Accha Hua Mein Baad Main Paida Hua Warna To Main Mar Hi Jata
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Bush and Manmohan Singh meet each other as Bush had invited Manmohan Singh to dinner.
Bush in an attempt to impress Manmohan SIngh ji says (in Hindi) ” Hamara Country mein Techonology itni tarakkee ki ki hamara country mein sab aadmi log shaadi e-mail se kar lete hain.
Manmohan ji says “Acha…Hamare country mein to log fe-male se shaadi karte hain.