Hindi Jokes: Height of irritating someone
Boy: pen hai??
Girl: nahi..
Thodi der baad..
Boy:” pen hai ??
Girl:” nahi bola na..
Boy:” pen hai pen ??
Girl:” nahi hai kaminey, aur abki bar pucha to
to hathode se sar phod dungi
Kuch der baad…
Boy:” hathoda hai kya..???
Girl:” nahi..
Boy:” accha.. to phir pen hai pen..???..
A guy calls an unknown number..
Guy: Fridge hai?
Reply: Haan hai.
Guy: Chalta hai?
Reply: Haan chalta hai..
Guy: Toh pakad ke rakhna, warna bhaag jaayega..
And he hangs up.. After a while, he calls up again..
Guy: Fridge hai?
This time the person’s really angry.
Reply: Nahi hai.
Guy: Kahaan se hoga.. Bola tha na pakad ke rakhna varna bhaag jaayega..